Who knew that farting on my kids was good for them? Apparently I did. Sometimes you have to trust your parenting instincts:
http://time.com/2976464/scientists-say-smelling-farts-might-prevent-cancer/
I don’t usually like to give parenting advice, but come on people. Give your gene pool a leg up on cancer: go fart on your kids.
grumpy for no reason 
Reminds me of when I would go to my neighbor’s house who were all very open with cutting farts in front of each other and using the bathroom with the door open. The first time I ever pooped in front of someone was my homegirl’s mom lol I had been gassy and farted enough to the point where she came in the room while her daughter and I were watching a movie and blurted out to me “it smells a bit stinky in here, have you been farting? I know my daughter’s farts and they don’t smell like that” so I admitted it was me. She recommended I go take a poop so I did and left the door open as the household normally would. She came in to grab an extra bar of soap as I pinched off my last turd and teasingly told me my poop stinks. After I wiped and was about to flush, she walked over to look at my crap, saying “for preteens, you and my child sure poop some awfully massive turds!”
Ahh, I miss them