Note to self: chocolate vomit is abhorrent and foul, brown like poop, dark and frightening. When issued by Nick onto tan shag, it looks like diarrhea swirl.

On the up side, it doesn’t smell that bad. After initial failures in cleaning efforts, the big boy Bissell did a full clean up number on the Vomit Zone. In fact, it’s probably the cleanest spot in the house right now.